Abscound

1. A more provocative form of abscond, but far more devious, mischievous, deliberate, and generally Tom-foolery, particularly while incredibly high.

2. To disappear from friends or venues with no notice whatsoever, particularly while incredibly high.

3. To simply leave, particularly while incredibly high.

1. As we watched the fireworks begin and our attention was upward, JKNaughty disappeared with the bag!
2. We thought Chris had abscounded, but he was simply turtling behind.

3. Joe, shall we abscound?

by Sugarglider February 4, 2017

Abso

short form for absolutely

"Want to go for sushi?"
"abso!"

by Hannah conover and nate taylor January 13, 2018

Absofuckinlutely

The biggest degree of the word yes.

I would absofuckinlutely love to go!

by Lee Helton May 14, 2018

Abstract

When somebody doesn't want you to take something seriously, they tell you to think abstract. So concrete thinking would be solid, or tight thinking, and abstract thinking would be liquid, or loose thinking (flexible).

The girl wanted to turn the guy into a goofus like her, so she told him his thinking wasn't abstract enough.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Absolute Icon

A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.

Did you hear what Keanu Reeves did with his earnings? He's an Absolute Icon.

by Siege Knight June 24, 2020

absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt.

Dude my girlfriend is an absolute dolt

by lolgae September 22, 2020

Absmano

He's not a furry, he claims to be a furry.

Hey Absmano! Wanna gd play to some what an when?

by Absabsman October 18, 2020