volkmann

volk-man
n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.

b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.

c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.

2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.

b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.

Long story short, I slept in my whitey tighties and developed a wicked volkmann, so they had to amputate my left nut.

by Jimmy Patrick December 28, 2007

Volatile

Likely to explode at any minute. In this case, premature ejaculation upon presentation of a mirror or tape recorder.

"Hey you sexy beefcake, you look like you could use some creatine"

*AAAAAAAAHHHH JIZZ*

by Iscaw February 17, 2003

volcano

An opening in the earth's crust in which molten rock, ash, and gases are released.

I wouldn't want to live near an active volcano.

by Aaron Ferber July 31, 2008

arse vole

a hairy fucking pain in the arse who forgets to buy you beer when he goes to the off licence, and who keeps you awake with his snoring

my boyriend is a fucking arse vole and i'm gonna wait till he falls asleep snores and shave his eyebrows off, the cunt

by helen sully December 28, 2006

volunteering

An activity motivated by one's own enthusiasm and passion. It can be something that lasts a few minutes or a lifetime, but importantly always involves an individual interacting with the people around them (online or offline).

Wow, that website Urban Dictionary has developed thanks to the enthusiastic acts of many, many people volunteering their time- some great, some not so great.

by Jo Snow October 17, 2006

Volvo

only true champions are worthy of this absolute tankmobile.

get out of that fuggin ricer and into this volvo wagon!!!!!!!!

by honky mcgee December 10, 2003

Volumptuous

A voluptuous person with a little more to them. As in voluptuos and sumptuous.

The lavish man was so volumptuous!

by Butt_Monkey2009 January 9, 2009