Mojoman

Mojo - sperm/spunk/semen/jizz/cum/
Man - guy/dude/bloke/homo/fellow

"Jizzfellow gets bitchslapped by Iscariot"
"Cumguy gets pwned by again"
"Semendude swallows it whole!"

by Iscaw February 17, 2003

Volatile

Likely to explode at any minute. In this case, premature ejaculation upon presentation of a mirror or tape recorder.

"Hey you sexy beefcake, you look like you could use some creatine"

*AAAAAAAAHHHH JIZZ*

by Iscaw February 17, 2003