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voluMptuous (please note the 'm')

Unlike a voluptuous chick's body which can be somewhat hot in a curvy and feminine way, the volumptuous chick is just fat and lumpy.
-She was pretty hot, in a voluptuous sort of way.
-More like voluMptuous, that girl was a fatass.
by JPatt March 17, 2006
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adj. - curvaceous and appealing, with an implied analogy with something delicious that one would want to eat - a portmanteau of 'voluptuous' and 'sumptuous'
"Dang! That woman is volumptuous! Oh, how I would love to lick every one of her delicious curves!"
by friski varis September 30, 2016
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an extremely fat woman with cottage cheese hindquarters. Usually spotted wearing too-tight leggings and a 5XL tweety bird t-shirt.
I was walking at the store the other night and i nearly got caught in between a volumptuous woman's asscheeks because she was bent over and i wasn't watching where i was going.
by hails4rails January 01, 2009
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Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".
by xzybit July 23, 2004
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