volk-man
n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.

b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.

c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.

2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.

b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods