Toastee

When a man places his genitals next to a space heater for ten minutes before performing sexual, vaginal, intercourse with a woman.

Man 1: What happened with that girl last night?
Man 2: I had to dip out. She came at me with a space heater wanting a toastee.

by Pudge Jefferson November 15, 2009

Toaster Lovin'

When you fuck the brains out of your toaster, usually resulting in intense pleasurable feeling and a toasted dick. It is recommended that you eat a bagel whilst toaster lovin'.

1) Danny: I work at Einstein's Bagels just so I can do toaster lovin' all day long. Mmmm...

2) Chloe: I wish I were a toaster so I could get some toaster lovin'. Also, I want bagels inside me...

by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011

stay toasty

1) the act of keeping prepared

2) to remember what you've been practicing and have already learned to do

3) to be at the ready

You've got that road test comin up soon right, well..., remember to stay toasty

by BrownKidd August 24, 2009

get a toaster

If you sleep with more than 3 people in one organization then you are said to receive a toaster.

Dude, now we have to get her a toaster, what color was her bedroom?

I can't believe she's had sex with 3 of us this year, time to get a toaster.

by DD892010 November 1, 2010

talk to a man about a horse

what you say when you're walking away to take a piss.

I'm gonna go talk to a man about a horse. I gotta talk to a man about a horse.

by knightmare36 December 28, 2007

Toasted

to be severely dissed up or mocked.

toaster hand symbol:
left hand, (turned sideways.in front)> *toaster.
right hand, (behind left palm) > *toast.
slide right hand up,

and POP that toast ; D

used in a sentence " OO, YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOASTED"

* usually accompanied by the 'toaster' hand symbol.

by Czechon Cortez December 21, 2009

toaster oven

A molecular re-arrangement device which transforms bread into toast and makes other types of animal's flesh/vegetation slightly more suseptable to being consumed.

a small oven.

put some bread into the toaster oven and watch it become toast in a matter of seconds.

by f April 16, 2004