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tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.
I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.
by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007
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tongue jabber

The act of sticking your tongue straight out, moving in and out of a pussy.
Dom loves to give Nicole a tongue jabber!
by n-hole December 22, 2008
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Tonytail

Men who have ponytails.
Check out that dudes tonytail!
by jcdt October 27, 2009
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Tonatico

A little town in the state of Mexico where everyone knows everyone. People are sometimes very nosy and like to gossip about other people. Overall it's a great little town to grow up in.
Person 1: Eres de Tonatico?
Person 2: ambron soy de Ixtapan..
Person 1: Arajo, no te enojes pues..
by sarcasmismymiddlename December 6, 2012
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Tonsildicktomy

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noun, plural ton-sil-dick-to-mies.
the operation of pulverizing tonsils into mush with a penis or penis-like apparatus.
"Wow, he was so huge he gave me a tonsildicktomy."

"I'd take a tonsildicktomy over a Dirty Sanchez any day of the week, except Sundays."

"Honey, let's not use the jackhammer attachment this time. It gave me a real tonsildicktomy."
by The Burglar of Turds February 17, 2013
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tongue blow

When a girl gives a guy head while her tongue is hanging out of her mouth and drooling over his dick.
"Bruh, this girl last night came over and gave me tongue blow"
"A WHAT!?!?!"
"You know when a girl gives you super sloppy head like an animal."
"That's crazy"
"It's as good as your dog doing do it"
by SundaedaeBar November 20, 2014
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Tony Pepperoni

One with the Deli of Majestic meats. Specializes in Pepperoni and always supports the Sausage Fest of 2014.
1. Whoa man look it's Tony Pepperoni wasn't just at the world famous sausage fest?

2. Hey isn't that the same Tony Pepperoni that the Barringtons used to find there lost son Beary Barrington? The one who the Country Bears weren't going to play the show without?

3. Jonny: Hey isn't that Tony Pepperoni?

Tony: Forget about it.
by ByoneamazingTonyPepperoni April 25, 2014
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