That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

Slam goose

To give crazy oral sex

Jake: How’d it go last night bro?
Chad: She was so good bro; she could slam goose all night long

by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025

Goosed

Goosed is another word for high, it is used when you are high out of your mind. It is largely used by teens in the Philadelphia area to express how high they were.

Bro I got fucking goosed last night or dude I’m so goosed right now

by Shawn Silverman May 20, 2018

Goose<3

Goose is the most perfect person they are sweet and make sure you are okay, always putting people first and you should love them a lot! They have a great humour and are always the light in the room also incredibly hot ;) <3

I love my goose<3, they are perfect

Goose<3 is so cute

by Fluffy ducky<3 November 22, 2021

Old goose

A girl named Tiffany who used to do acrylics then stopped to go to school.

The old goose Tiffany

by Ahchoomah May 28, 2022

Slam goose

To give crazy oral sex on a dick

Jake: Bro how was Stacy last night?
Chad: She was so good bro, she could slam goose all night

by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021