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baller status

It defines how balla you are and you are a player. Like chadrock, cuz he is gangsta.
Chad Tipton has baller status.
by ch4drock December 10, 2008
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Status Rape

When someone constantly updates their status about everything and anything, most of the time something that should be kept in the dark, for example, fights with their love "I thought you were the one yada yada yada.. " etc, or about how much their life sucks. "I wish that I didn't eat this and that, I'm going to go puke now.."
Basically, it's people who want attention.
For more information, search "Attention Whore".
A: Status whore

B: Random friend
C: The smart person

A: I've been hurt, I don't love you anymore (nag, nag, nag...)
B: Omg, what happened?
A: Well.. *blah blah blah I'm so pitiful, everyone give me your attention*
C: Oh shut the hell up, don't status rape.
by Teci October 26, 2009
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Statue

The once, twice, or three times daily monolithic masterpiece that one deposits in the toilet. Often referred to as a poop; however, with much more gusto and character. Unlike a more mainstream statue, the observation and admiration is often interrupted by a repulsive and sometimes eye watering stink.

The efforts and toil put forth by the statue maker often results in great relief and accomplishment
I'll be back in awhile, I got to go make a statue.

Be cautious of co-workers who say; Hey, come check out my statue?

Be extremely cautious of fart knockers who refer to themselves as, "Michelangelo!"
by Pelley November 2, 2007
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stahs

Hannah Laura Hannah && Joanne Are Stahs*
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Baller Status

Being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want... So let's say you're new in town. Your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. If you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. They increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.
New Kid: Hey, I'm new in town. But I want to bone that chick. How should I go about doing so? No body here knows how manly I am!

Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.

New Kid: Oh, okay!
by incredibleballerx8x September 7, 2010
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status

the ranking of how well you interact and flirt with girls.
my best friend's status jumped last night after the fun he had.
by John Hartley September 2, 2007
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Status Updater

A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.

This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.
Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my news feed
by kinger22 June 20, 2011
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