Shark

Someone who, when a new release hits the market (especially a limited release), buys two or more of the same product only to keep one for him/her self and sell the rest on eBay or Amazon for double, triple, or, in extreme instances, quadruple the original price.

"Hey did you cop the Supreme emperor bomber jacket that released last night? Only $260!"
"Nah, they sold out already and it's been less than 24 hours. Now I'll have to get it off eBay for at least $600. Fuck these sharks man!"

by vustin March 19, 2015

shark

A shark means a person who knows how to be a person

or
a creature that's annoying at midnight on a full moon that has fangs and claws and fur and is kinda human, otherwise known as a werewolf.

for example:
"omg you're such a shark, stop it, you shark!"
or
"the shark that annoys at night is so annoying"

by mexican.potato February 23, 2023

Facebook Shark

a Facebook user who logs on and lies in wait for someone else to log on, so that they can immediately trap them in a conversation.

Hm, I think I'll log into Facebook.
2 seconds later:
new message from Jason: HEY!!!!!
Damn, what a Facebook Shark.

by PoisonPen May 23, 2009

Rule Shark

In the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game, a rule shark is a fucking douchebag who knowingly tries to confuse their opponents into mistakes by questioming obvious card interactions and bitching about completely legal interactions and mechanics to try and swing the game in their favour. Basically a cunt who saps whatever life and fun is left at an event.

Example
Player: During your Draw Phase, after you've drawn your card, I activate my monsters Quick Effect.
Shark: Too late, the draw phase has already passed as soon as i've drawn my carf.
Player: thats BS and you know it you fucking faggot. Stop being such a Rule Shark.

by Dark Night Enforcer July 12, 2016

tiger shark

a sexual maneuver, much like the Superman (of Soulja Boy fame), in which the male ejaculates on his partners back, then sticks a tiger shark on his or her back

Watch me crank that soulja boy, that tiger shark, that HOOO!!!

by WhiteAsRice January 12, 2008

Shark

(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.

Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."

Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"

Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"

by timmy_222 August 24, 2009

Land Shark

n. A male that preys on young drunk girls at bars. Known for singling out the drunkest and most vulnerable girls and is excellent at manipulating the situation to take advantage of the woman while they are highly intoxicated.

(While sitting at a bar) "Yo, look at the land shark over their prowling after that wasted chick!"

"Looks like the land shark has attacked, but it turns out she wasn't drunk enough for him to succeed."

"Which one of you wants to fuck this land shark up first for scumming up this tavern?"

by Parrot Boy June 30, 2011