mexican.potato's definitions

Bake

When an astronaut flies to space, loops around Mars and dies on the Moon.

01:Look! Beyonce is going into outerspace!
02: I hope she doesn't bake.

by mexican.potato March 20, 2023

Boom

The sound of an explosion.

Princess Diana: *driving*
Her ex: *bumps*
*BOOM*
News: Poor Princess Diana died with a boom.

by mexican.potato February 20, 2023

report card

your will

some person: "I just got my report card"
some other person: "Can I have your bike when you're dead?"

by mexican.potato February 21, 2023

snow

white sand

sand: hey snow!
snow: hey sand!

by mexican.potato February 21, 2023

bag

A large fabric material thing folded into the shape of a hole that you can carry and throw accessories that most humans are too lazy to carry.

My bag has books. How interesting.

by mexican.potato February 21, 2023

life

Life sucks.

Actually, it doesn't. You suck.

01: "Man, my life sucks!"
02: "Then stop complaining on an app to a bunch of strangers and make it un-suck, you moron!"

by mexican.potato February 21, 2023

shark

A shark means a person who knows how to be a person

or
a creature that's annoying at midnight on a full moon that has fangs and claws and fur and is kinda human, otherwise known as a werewolf.

for example:
"omg you're such a shark, stop it, you shark!"
or
"the shark that annoys at night is so annoying"

by mexican.potato February 23, 2023