mexican.potato's definitions

life

Life sucks.

Actually, it doesn't. You suck.

01: "Man, my life sucks!"
02: "Then stop complaining on an app to a bunch of strangers and make it un-suck, you moron!"

by mexican.potato February 21, 2023

report card

your will

some person: "I just got my report card"
some other person: "Can I have your bike when you're dead?"

by mexican.potato February 21, 2023

water

Help

"water."

by mexican.potato April 10, 2023

shark

A shark means a person who knows how to be a person

or
a creature that's annoying at midnight on a full moon that has fangs and claws and fur and is kinda human, otherwise known as a werewolf.

for example:
"omg you're such a shark, stop it, you shark!"
or
"the shark that annoys at night is so annoying"

by mexican.potato February 23, 2023

beauty

her name is hala and shes just so pretty

nouf:hala youre so beauty

by mexican.potato May 7, 2023

Boom

The sound of an explosion.

Princess Diana: *driving*
Her ex: *bumps*
*BOOM*
News: Poor Princess Diana died with a boom.

by mexican.potato February 20, 2023

chemistry

if you're good at chemistry, ur even nerdier than me. and i wear glasses.

chemistry in basic words is just bomb-creating class.

wanna know what i learnt in chemistry today? command initiated bombs! it was fun! im gonna try to make one at home because i just love chemistry!

by mexican.potato April 11, 2023