army of skanks

a word females use to describe themselves to attempt to make people jealous and cover up the fact they have no boyfriend-life whatsoever

morgan, leah, and liana call themselves an army of skanks to cover up the fact they are worthless wannabe whores

by jvfoiewam May 3, 2006

Spanish announce table

The table where the Spanish announcers sit that is almost always broken during a WWE Pay Per View. The breaking of the table has become a running joke amongst wrestling fans and is seen as an "unspoken tradition" of Pay Per Views and hardcore matches.

The most notable occurrence of this was at the King of the Ring PPV in 1998 when Mankind was thrown off of the 20 foot high Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker and crashed through the table below.

"Bob tried to borrow money from me again"
"Man, that guy is broke more often than the Spanish announce table"

by JLB237 December 16, 2013

Spank the Rickey

To take a shower or bath.

"Ho you stank, spank the Rickey!"

"Spankin' the Rickey time!"

by Mandarr July 20, 2006

Spanish Dip

a position used in sexual intercourse. It is just like grinding only with more hip movements.

I used the Spanish Dip on Lauren last night.

by Jason Wheeler September 22, 2007

ankle spanker

a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior

thats a big ankle spanker you got there.

by tiffany cordes March 25, 2003

spanish panther

is an undefinable source of wisdom; his legend preceeds him. he is the dark turtle.

the spanish panther's ora has healed millions.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

spank tank

Whatever sexual thoughts a guy is having when he is masturbating.

"Damn she's hot. I gotta put her in my spank tank."

by Tomahhtoe July 20, 2009