spider monkey

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.

Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

by andersonland.org June 20, 2004

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 6, 2008

Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

queen of spades

of sit on monstrous dick (at least 11 inches) and take it all. right before hes about to cum whip is out and insert it into ass hole all the way.
this may be very hard to do so get a good girl

dang. that girl was soo good to me. she did a queen of spades and it only took 20 mins before i came all inside off her asshole

by Claireeeeee January 17, 2008

Spider-Monkey

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.

Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"

by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

cinnamon spider

the butthole, getting this name from the apperance of the butthole with small lines extending outward from a dark round center like spider legs.

"Dont forget to wash that cinnamon spider real good in the shower Johnny!"

Dude 1: Dude, tell me you didn't taste that cinnamon spider last night, did you?

Dude 2: Dude, i think i might have i was hammered last night!

by weasley pites March 31, 2010

spider

a creature that god put on this earth to create fear.

reaction to small spider: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *fires gun*

by Space-Penis Super-Gear February 23, 2011