tit smokin'

Defined as something one claim's to know everything about, but in actuality know's absolutely nothing about.

I know ALL about tit smokin'!

by mattpre February 6, 2009

Smoke

To experience a woman sexually in every possible way.

I want to Smoke Nelly Furtado.

by exarro April 4, 2011

dong smoke

insult to one who loves the cock. Inserting a penis into your mouth in a cigar manor.

Putt, you are such a dong smoke

by JPIZZLE December 13, 2004

two smoke

primitive internal combustion engine, powered by tank of burning fossils. easily distinguishing by voluminous clouds of blue smoke. Favourite bike choice of sooky floundering bench racers complaining of fouled spark plugs and cracked reed valves, whilst prophecising the ease of the 12 "simple & inexpensive" rebuilds per annum. get an effie and learn to ride!!!

completely blinded by unwaivering devotion to neanderthal technology 'kx250' could not see that his two smoke clanger is a piece of junk

by fingalhead August 17, 2006

Smoke Out N Pass Out

Opposite of "Wake N Bake"

When it's mornin I Wake N Bake
When it's night I Smoke Out N Pass Out

by SmokedOutAllDay January 22, 2011

Smoking 120

two dime bags of weed rolled into a blunt using a $100 bill

I was in the club smoking 120.

I am rich bitch, i just smoked 120 in the ritz carlton.

by Witchdoctor April 14, 2009

smoking the blue crack

Acting like a complete idiot. Presumably "the blue crack" is Drain-O Crystals. "Have you been smoking the blue crack?" is thus analogous to "Have you been drinking turpentine?"

Note that this usage pre-dates the use of "blue crack" as slang for Tylenol PM.

"A customer asked me today if I could see her computer screen through the phone. I asked her if she was smoking the blue crack."

by luvcraft2 May 22, 2009