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Deep sea snorkel 

Deep sea snorkelling is similar to the original snorkel. However, when the giver of the snorkel licks the guys balls and wanks his cock, s/he takes a deep breath and goes down further. Often including rimming of the receiver's anus. Thus looking like a deep sea snorkeller.
Suzy's boyfriend had an especially fantastic orgasm when she began to snorkel him and then surprised him by taking it further and indulging him in a session of deep sea snorkelling.
Deep sea snorkel by Suzydafluzy August 30, 2006

dead sea scroll

A turd that 'scribbles' on the bowl as it goes down... leaving indecipherable markings that clearly convey a message to those who follow along, even if a literal interpretation escapes them.

An underlying implication is that it's a massively smelly example that will surely 'kill' the sea to which it is no-doubt heading.
"Dude, someone just left a dead sea scroll in the can on our floor... I'd suggest using the one on the 5th floor unless you're ready to tackle the next chapter in sanskrit..."

bee bee sea

Long way of sounding out BBC (big black cock)
"Omg Becky he has such a Bee Bee sea!"
bee bee sea by foxx September 29, 2012

Moses Red Sea-Splitter 

When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...
Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!

Three Sea Shells 

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.

How it works ?

You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
John Spartan never really knew how to use the three sea shells
Three Sea Shells by Tot February 8, 2008

old man and the sea 

A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.
Old Man and the Sea was a pretty fucking good book