When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.
by Alellermo Brackreras November 21, 2007
by motherly love January 18, 2010
I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.
by Superscope March 02, 2008
So I was eating out my boyfriend and he gave me a blow hole surprise. I teared up and vomited uncontrollably.
by JAY PAPS April 25, 2011
When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.
Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!
Then he yells "SURPRISE"
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!
Then he yells "SURPRISE"
by penh June 06, 2009
The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.
Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.
by Wheatus April 16, 2004
The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.
Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!
by Timbo and R Flo August 16, 2009