Robert

A gay kid. He often flinches when a Jennifer throws a lunchbox at him. He’s bald and loves Minecraft. He also likes to poop his pants and throw it at people!💩

Oh look it’s roberto the bald man

by Danica the devil November 17, 2017

Robert

A gay bitch who loses girls (not that he can get anymore than 2) quicker than his mom put him up for adoption, who is obsessed with memes mainly because he’s special ed, He also lies about being gay when he really is for someone who starts with the name R

A-“Robert why are you such a gay fuck”

by Anooslord69 January 12, 2019

Robert

The type of man known for pulling more boys than girls. He is the only man in the universe known to have a big dick and still can’t pull no girls with it

I love you Robert-Javontae

by Filth God January 16, 2019

Robert

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b r a t

that no one likes yeet

robert is a piece of shit

by Ashton's future wife <3 April 9, 2019

Robert

An autistic fuck who thinks he’s good at everything but in reality is just a Whitney little bitch.

Smart being: No one wants to hang out with Robert
Smart being 2: no shit

by Zirins December 10, 2019

Pat Robertson

n. euphemism for Anal Sex

I just enjoyed Pat Robertson for the first time yesterday and I had a huge orgasm.

by julgwiobtal July 12, 2015

Pat Robertson

The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.

Mitch: have you ever heard of Pat Robertson?
Harry: that old guy? shit I forgot he is alive.

by sjwhater June 14, 2017