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retarded monkey

"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master
by -The Omega Master February 27, 2005
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retard

1.means to slow down or to be slow
2.to be slow in the mind
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by kevin lowe-panda January 20, 2009
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retardedness

Helen thought retardedness was a word but the almighty hawt Erich proved her wrong
by Mr.AznGuy May 29, 2011
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Stephanie Retard Syndrome

A disease people with the name Stephanie get. Often known as S.R.S.
Symptoms are usaully extreme crazinies, retardedness, dry humor. S.R.S is uncureable but is not infectious to other. S.R.S is geneitically inherited.
Person 1: What happened to Stephanie? I havn't seen her in ages.
Person 2: Oh havn't you heard? Shes been diagnosed with the Stephanie Retard Syndrome.
Person 1: Well that explains alot.
by NessaHeartSteph August 8, 2011
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retard

by Anonymous January 6, 2007
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Retard

1. Someone who is mentally or physically disabled.
2. A general insult that isn't really funny or politically correct.
1. I feel sorry for that kid. He's a retard.
2. Snotty Girl:(sarcastic) Oh, look at the poor little retard girl.
Other Snotty Girls: (laughing)
by Bellagy July 23, 2010
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retard

Disclaimer: Mental retardation is a MEDICAL term. The term "retard" DOES NOT refer to those people who've actually been diagnosed by a medical professional (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders or DSM IV) as being "mentally retarded."

(n.) 1. One who isn't diagnosed with mental retardation, but regardless, he/she WILLFULLY REFUSES 1) to act with basic common sense, 2) to display even the most basic form of intelligence, 3) to use logic and reason, 4) to read (quite useful for learning), 5) to speak in coherent sentences.

2. Synonym for Palin and/or maverick.
Anyone who thinks Africa is a country is a retard.

Anyone who believes they can see any part of Russia from Juneau or Wasilla, Alaska is a retard.

Anyone who says the US Vice-President is "in charge of the US Senate" is a retard.

Anyone who would vote for such a person who does the above is a fucking retard.
by GuidorffTheBiscuitKing February 4, 2010
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