Urgent Pirate

When a man cannot wait to place his erect penis in a woman's bum, and so hastens around sticking his penis in any asses he can find. Possibly he would even pirate a man's ass in his haste. Very bad news to be standing in front of such a pirate in line for, say, groceries.

That Urgent Pirate just stabbed your nasty-ass mom in the butt!

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Pirate Date

A double date where one of the couples is already dating and the other couple is being set up, so the date is 50% blind.

I met my wife on a pirate date - her friend Allison and my friend Mark had been dating for years, and the four of us went out.

by Long John McEyePatch Silver March 12, 2009

PIRATE

Parents In Radar Above The Ear... It means a parent is watching the computer/ cell phone screen and to watch what you say. Don't say something that might be offensive to the person's parents.

Chris: OMG did you see the shirt Kristen had on today? Oh wow i felt myself getting hard....
Bob: Yeah that was hot
Bob: pirate!
Chris: And then Billy slid into home plate that was awesome!
Bob: Yeah the score was 50 to 14!
Bob: ok she's gone
Chris: ok. i can't even say the things i want to do to Kristen out loud!

by rock1453 June 13, 2009

Pirate

When you're doing a girl (or guy) from behind, before you cum, spit at her (or his) back so she (or he) will think that you have ejaculated, and will turn around. When she (or he) turns around, ejaculate on her eye, making her (or him) scream "arrrrgggh" hence the name pirate.

Dude, James just pirated his boyfriend last night. His boyfriend's now wearing an eyepatch

by alabangerz August 4, 2011

POOP SHOOT PIRATE

a term used for a guy who likes to e
nter the wrong hole whilst having sex!
anal sex giver!

Well i finally got that guy into bed. WOW what Suprise he's a "POOP SHOOT PIRATE"

by sammix August 23, 2008

pirate plug

The part of the male anatomy that hangs between the legs. While often confused with having a bone, it does not.

He has a huge pirate plug

by rhea johnson February 26, 2008

Pirate Pistol

A college co-ed coined term for a sexual act of inserting the index and middle finger in the vagina of a woman and the pinky of the same hand in the anus. or: "Two in the pink, one in the stink!"

guy 1 -"How was the date?"

guy 2 -" Hawt, I gave her the pirate pistol!"

by Brandolfor June 5, 2009