Rusty Panda

When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda

hey man last night my buddy pulled a Rusty Panda on me, it was actually pretty insane.

by that0nefunnyguy January 6, 2019

ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

by Qton81 November 9, 2018

Panda Express

The home of severe diarrhea.

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022

Panda

A panda is a person who is vibey and wholesome.

"my friend is a real panda, he's so wholesome"

by wamiegg November 3, 2023

Panda

to be a "panda", when someone calls you a "panda" it means that you are acting dumb, or being dumb on porpuse. the word is used mostly by highly intelligent people.

"you are such a panda" or "stop being a panda"

by YaBoiMagnum October 24, 2018

Panda Faced

The face of a sad Asian. If you hurt an Asians feelings their face will look panda like. So being Panda Faced

Asian : " that hurts don't be mean"
White : "I'm sorry don't get all Panda Faced on me"

by kiwipixiedust June 6, 2011

Panda

A pansexual father. Pan dad.

Did you see Ken at the Little League game? He's one hot Panda!

by Roberto Moollerto June 23, 2022