mustache

A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.

Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.

by notpip December 28, 2005

2016 Ford Mustang

The new, redesigned, peppy "muscle" car of the future that will only be available in 4-cylinders totally making a mockery of the Mustang line, all to please the global warming fantics and enviromentalists.

2016 Ford Mustang: Think rebadged base Ford Probe...or escort.

by 96mustang gt owner October 9, 2009

Mustang

An incredibly slow car masquerading as a sports car.

My Grand Am GT eats mustangs on a daily basis.

by dont' want to embarass you August 5, 2005

mista

one damn sexy bitch.

(reputed to induce instaneous orgasm. (x3) )

ohmagodlah! itsamistalah! itsamista! itsA-A-A-O-OH-OOOOOH-OHMY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MISSSSSTAAA.
(direct quote.)

by mista ^^ September 4, 2003

Mustache

A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be tamed by razers/shaving cream or mustache combs, and may emerge from noses.

Dude, your mustache is beast!

by Mr. Brader June 27, 2010

v6 mustang

A pre-assembled rice burner.

Check out that V6 mustang. I love how it looks like it might have some power while that Camry smokes it.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI December 16, 2008

ketchup and mustard

These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.

I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.

Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:

(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...

Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:

(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!

by Nova><Master October 29, 2006