mixtape

what rock, hip-hop and serious pop artists release for real music fans, unlike the pop shit they release in Top40 singles and albums.

Nickleback's new mixtape is what post-grunge and heavy metal is supposed to be like!

by thesinger January 28, 2012

mixed orientation marriage

A marriage of a man and a woman where one spouse is heterosexual and one spouse is homosexual.

Often the homosexual marries the heterosexual in an attempt to "cure" their sexual attraction to the same sex. Religion, family expectations, and a desire to have children often influence a homosexual person's decision to wed a person of the opposite sex.

I use the term "homosexual" and not LGB because many same-sex attracted people that marry a person of the opposite sex do not self-identify as gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Many also prefer to stay in the closet.

Many, but not all, of these marriages end in severe marital conflict, separation, or divorce.

Sandy suspected that Steve was gay for a long time, but couldn't tell for sure until she found his Manhunt account on the family computer. Now she's certainly in a mixed orientation marriage. Sandy's hired a lawyer without Steve's knowledge.

by poorbrokegradstudent July 23, 2010

Drew Mixon

A player; One who slides from one woman to the next. Frequent loss of bowel control. One who thinks he is all that and a bag of cheetos.

Dang you just Drew Mixoned all over yourself.

by A Heartless Woman April 19, 2003

Mixed Drink

1) The result of ejaculating onto a lactating girl's breasts.

2) The combination of seminal fluid and breast milk.

I busted a nut on her tits, she squeezed out some leche, and we had ourselves a mixed drink.

by Coop R. March 10, 2009

Mixed Cocktail

When too gay male lovers, fax the pope into a wash rag, and leave the rag out for a week. Later once opening the rag, the semen has mixed together into a dry crusty material.

NUBS and I beat our meat into a dirty dish rag, making a mixed cocktail.

by Boxiom1 July 20, 2008

Mixunderstanding

When a misunderstanding causes a mixup or vice versa.

Sorry, that was a mixunderstanding on your part.

by Little Scott January 10, 2011

Mixed Tink

The product of two men using the same urinal without a flush between them.

I'm sure I need to see a doctor, because as I peed into leftover piss in the urinal, that mixed tink turned cranberry.

by The Steinbrenner October 11, 2011