monkey apples

feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.

ooohhhh those were some ruthless monkey apples man

by Tommothebombo June 16, 2007

monkey bitch

a lil tricklet who looks like a monkey and buys people shit

this girl who be fuckin with joe is a monkey bitch

by yadig May 18, 2008

Monkey Chatter

The noise that comes from a person's mouth when they go on and on about nothing or when a person simply seem to talk to hear their own voice.

I saw Sally in the hall and tried to head the other way in order to avoid her(monkey chatter).

by SmartandPretty September 5, 2007

Monkey Dog

A Monkey Dog (commonely refered to as a Jack Russel) is a Jive Ass, Jumping Jack, little bladder with four legs. They typically pick one Master and spend their entire life either trying to jump up their master's ass or dreaming about jumping up the master's ass. They are very intelligent and very stuburn. They know when they do wrong but just don't give a monkey's rat ass. They pretend to be sorry but don't you be fooled. Some Monkey Dogs have their own pet cats. These cats are refered to as "Monkey Dog Cats" because they are Monkey dog's cat. Monkey dog cats look like cats but they act like monkey dogs.

For Example when I walk into the house I scream "Where's My MONKEY DOG?" I turn arround and pull the monkey dog out of my ass. Not far away is Monkey dog cat staring intensly at the monkey dog.

by Monkey Dog Daddy (Eddy) December 9, 2008

monkey food

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".

Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?

by Mike B White January 22, 2007

monkey basket

1. A ball sack

2. A home for crazy people

3. A basket full of monkeys

1. "Dude, I can't believe your balls fit in your monkey basket!"

2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."

3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."

by Will Rothperson November 26, 2007

Monkey Ice

The ice formed on or in an open freezer from humidity in the air. Commonly seen on open-top supermarket chest freezers.

Woah, thats some serious Monkey Ice in the freezer!

by phpdevguy April 26, 2008