jumping the mile

To be going ahead of a trend in a doubtful manner

He be jumping the mile with those shoes.

by Misha "The Pimp" December 29, 2006

mile below club

Having sex in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. Opposite of mile high club.

Rumor is it is that some of those rescued Chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.

by billthecat October 21, 2010

mileage

somewhere very, very far away

the ghetto is mileage from here

by annie holyoake January 13, 2005

Jersey Mikes neck roll

When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck

"OOOOhhhh shit, he just gave you a Jersey Mikes neck roll!!"

by Mike Sobo January 1, 2007

Green Mile

A network of rural roads that isn't patrolled by cops, and therefore is safe for driving while smoking weed.

"Dude, let's smoke some weed."
"Nah man, my roommate isn't cool with weed."
"Fuck it, get in the car and we'll drive the green mile."

by Castigated Clairvoyant August 10, 2012

low mileage

A brand spanking new vehicle, just rolledout of the showroom and ready to take to the roads.
Gleaming Bodywork, up to date technology and a stylish modern look.

My girlfriend is so tight, there's some real low mileage on that one.

by Container October 7, 2003

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010