by Laurensarahfuckyou June 30, 2006
Get the foot job mug.The act of driving your car over, around or through someones lawn/yard at all hours of the night while drunk driving. Skidding, donuts, and pulling the handbrake while on the lawn are also acceptable. This is usually done very fast in order to avoid the authorities. Often knocking over small fences, chicken wire, gnomes and ruining gardens.
A point system can be added for making this more competitive.
A point system can be added for making this more competitive.
Dude, what did you guys do last night?
We played beerpong all night and then pulled a few lawn-jobs after.
How many points did you get?
10 points a lawn, so 30 points. It's my new high score.
Nice!
We played beerpong all night and then pulled a few lawn-jobs after.
How many points did you get?
10 points a lawn, so 30 points. It's my new high score.
Nice!
by DeuceMoney September 29, 2010
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WOW THAT WAS A NIIIIIICE HAND-JOB
by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020
Get the hand-job mug.a term used when someone or something is only average, but still gets the job done. if you're sub-par, you definitely don't get the job done.
Man, this paper plate is ghetto fab. Can you see? Look at these holes.
Eh, gets the job done.
Mos def, it still gets the job done, I'm just saying though. I mean, I'm no doctor or anything, but I think paper plates shouldn't come with holes in them. But it still gets the job done, so I ain't saying nothin.
Eh, gets the job done.
Mos def, it still gets the job done, I'm just saying though. I mean, I'm no doctor or anything, but I think paper plates shouldn't come with holes in them. But it still gets the job done, so I ain't saying nothin.
by El_Scorcho September 13, 2003
Get the gets the job done mug.by Lonny February 3, 2005
Get the Italian Hand Job mug.While at a bar or nightclub, you are jacked off by a woman you do not know and do not wished to be jacked off by, while dancing, although circumstances force the issue. You then proceed to cum on the woman's back for lack of another place to shoot your load. Afterwards, the woman introduces herself to you, only to result in you walking away in disgrace.
Eric- "Hey! Look at Steve! Who is that girl? He looks so pissed. Should we help him?"
Jamie- "Nah, he's probably just getting a Miracle job."
Jamie- "Nah, he's probably just getting a Miracle job."
by TheMiracle February 27, 2008
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