keyboard kill

Something very funny, communicated online. The idea is that it's so funny that it causes you to spill and/or cough your drink onto your keyboard, shorting it out.

l4mez0r: ...and she said, yeah, but not with *that* spatula!
d00derino: LOL keyboard kill!

by Shoutingboy March 27, 2011

Kill-lag

When a game run perfectly, but suddenly lags for a split second, followed by death, in which could have been avoided if not for said lag

I only died because of kill-lag.

Fucking kill-lag.

by Lars Espen January 28, 2012

Cock killing

When someone cock blocks you so bad, with no reason, just to be an asshole.

fran : hey jimmy did u end up dating susan
jimmy: no luke was cock killing my ass so hard... i gave up

by lukeshrew February 27, 2009

killing floor

Reference in certain blues and rock songs. Exact meaning unknown. Now meant to refer to school playgrounds where social heirarchies and roles are exercised and determined. May also refer to urban schools where firearms and violence are common.

You better watch your six out on the killing floor, homes.

by Harry Palms May 2, 2004

kill bill

Wack ass movie with mad violence and uma thurman (the white chick) cops all these yakuzas down.

Yo, I swear if we get jumped by 20 ima kill bill.

by Haze October 29, 2003

kill bill

some good ass head you get from a female

Man....that chick gave me some kill bill last night.

by King3Sixty April 27, 2007

killing the kitten

Fingering yourself..kitten-meaning pussy and killing meaning ur fingers r killing it


jenn has a pritty kitty

So jenn...did you kill the kitten last night?

Yea i killed that shyt, that motherfcukers dead!

by Mallory And Jenn October 22, 2004