garden hose

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.

She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.

by Transitionator June 13, 2010

gard

to gaurd with a very frail weak stance

"john was garding so i just hit him hard and he fell over"

by yurilover October 23, 2008

gnadchord

Also known to most as the "taint" or "chode", this shady piece of man is located right between the stepchildren and the chocolate starfish.

My gnadchord itches.

by theblackman April 27, 2004

gnar fight

a fight in which one side is completly overwhelmed by the other

Did you see the gnar fight between the college kid and the middle schooler?

by dosch December 9, 2007

gnar-gnar bird

Awesome Thanksgiving turkey.

Me: I'm gonna eat a grip of gnar-gnar bird this thankgiving.

Person: That's cool.

by Infifty January 2, 2008

gnar banger

A gnar banger is somebody, usually from the alpine or telemark skiing world, who shreds with a high degree of skill.

Dude, fucking Kye Peterson just ripped a phat 1080 blunt off that 50 foot cliff. That kid is a serious gnar banger.

by Snow Wolf December 24, 2009

Gnar

Gnar

(Adjective)

1. An above standard measurement for any noun.

➜ A style, characteristic, or performance of an extreme

sport athlete.

➩ Landing a 1080º rotation on a snowboard is gnar!

➜ The quality of snow.

➩Snow in Colorado is especially gnar this year.

➜ An attractive female, male.

➩She looked very gnar in the red dress.

➜ A style, characteristic, or performance of an extreme

sport athlete.

➩ Landing a 1080º rotation on a snowboard is gnar!

➜ The quality of snow.

➩Snow in Colorado is especially gnar this year.

➜ An attractive female, male.

➩She looked very gnar in the red dress.

by 1.4.3.7 January 13, 2010