German

1. Very detailed language that is complicated to master but has easy basics
2. Good rap scene (Luciano the best)
3. Someone from Germany. Not Nazis, Hitler was Austrian. Mozart was German, his parents were Bavarian, and he called himself German. Managed to finally get a hot sense of style. Used to beat up France as a hobby, but they're bffs now. blood related to the French, English, and all Westeuropeans and Scandinavia. They have big dicks, idk, they just have. Food is good, not Italian but good (especially pastries, mad good bakeries) Export King in the world. Took them a millennium to finally get the shit together and become a country. Used to be the land of poets and thinkers, they wrote a ton of good poetry stuff and probably language nr. 1 in classical music. They have too much holiday, hate them for that. Invented too much (car, computer, rocket, motorcycle..) They have too much castles, 4x times more than France. Too much. Drink at the age of fucking 16. Know how to party til 7 AM. There's a big party for all germans, Oktoberfest. Theyre smart, nice and chill, except when they drunk, which is every weekend, then they're too loud to handle (especially bavarians, funniest people I've met) Their schools are fucked up and too hard. Girls in dirndls are the hottest thing I have seen, only traditional clothing of a country that's hot. Mad about soccer. Can't pronounce the word squirrel. They have the speed-limit-less Autobahn.
Germany lost the war and still has a better Quality of Life than any of the allies, that proves that they probably have the infinity stones Thanos is looking for the whole time.
invented BMW, Audi, Porsche, Apollo (coolest looking cars ever) and Mercedes.
by itsyannnywiththreeN's November 14, 2018
Get the German mug.

german

It sucks bad country german. (Example: They suck at Discord)
by Jue Meme55 November 09, 2020
Get the german mug.

german

The definition German can be used I many different ways, such as car, or a man. It is most commonly used within the grime scene in Britain. It can refer to the German cars such as Audi, BMW and Mercedes. These are higher tier cars, that normal people can not afford, and there for people within the grime scene use German as a reference to a car. There is a song called German whip, and also a song called German. Here is a reference from German whip. “If you see man driving a German whip Blacked out window, leaning back See man driving a German whip Look like a baller, Ps and that” here you se that the artist is referring to it as a luxury car, and something normal people can not afford. there is the song called German, every time he says the word he reference to the cars.
If you see man driving a German whip Blacked out window, leaning back See man driving a German whip Look like a baller, Ps and that
by little german November 06, 2019
Get the german mug.

German

The definition German can be used I many different ways, such as car, or a man. It is most commonly used within the grime scene in Britain. It can refer to the German cars such as Audi, BMW and Mercedes. These are higher tier cars, that normal people can not afford, and there for people within the grime scene use German as a reference to a car. There is a song called German whip, and also a song called German. Here is a reference from German whip. “If you see man driving a German whip Blacked out window, leaning back See man driving a German whip Look like a baller, Ps and that” here you se that the artist is referring to it as a luxury car, and something normal people can not afford. there is the song called German, every time he says the word he reference to the cars.
If you see man driving a German whip
Blacked out window, leaning back
See man driving a German whip
Look like a baller, Ps and that
by little german November 05, 2019
Get the German mug.

German

Someone who has a $2,000 gaming mouse and can drag click 500 CPS, typically INSANE at bridging in minecraft 1.8.9, and has a bigger dick than everyone else in the world combined.
Man I'm so terrible at bridging, I wish I was German.
by 637Neon April 12, 2021
Get the German mug.

German

A fucked up wanna be Hitler that suck PEEPEE and grows up being dead... oh wait.
German: You, your mom, the kid next to you...
by ChrisG1502 December 02, 2019
Get the German mug.

German

Driving to Milwaukee to get railed in a hotel room
She was German so she drove an hour and a half to Milwaukee so we could have sex in my hotel room
by John my hopkins November 10, 2021
Get the German mug.