Fresh off the swings

Someone who is acting child'ish. Or someone who is not of legal age.

Bro your girl was hella Fresh off the swings when she saw me flurtin with all these sluthers.

OR

Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!

by 2DotDee July 9, 2011

Fresh off the Bong

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.

Example 1;

Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos

Emily: only if you come with me

Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong

Example2;

Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay

Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B

Son: you're shitting me?

by after you bitch February 14, 2012

Fresh Kitten

Whilst having intercourse, Listerine is poured into the vagina to give it a nice, tingly feeling. Before she climaxes, the partner gets down and lets her squirt their mouth and then proceeds to use it as normal mouth rinse.

"Your teeth look so white, what have you been doing?"

"Fresh Kittens."

by Safey October 12, 2012

freech

A large domestic cat that screams constantly to be fed.

Your cat will not stop screaming for food despite already eating his meal. He is becoming quite the freech.

by bluesidd August 20, 2013

fresh gine

sweet ass pussy

Person A- "Yo she gots a fresh gine that I'd totally badone!"
Person B- "Yes, yes she does"

by jakemeoff97 October 14, 2013

fresh cheese

Dry jiz under your testicles

I need to wash of the fresh cheese, if you know what I mean.

by Real Cheese life January 22, 2018

fresh pics

sending some cheeky bra and ass pics

shit chloe sent the best fresh pics last night, i want more

by skrrrtmemes May 25, 2018