eat randy

When you eat food off another dude

I put some chow mein and donuts on Godsley and I knew I could just eat randy off him.

eat randy by Mcsparrow April 4, 2017

Eat'n run 

When you eat all the edibles without paying for one penny of them, and then you leave where ever you are.

I can't believe we paid all that money and he would eat'n run like that.

Eat'n run by Wakenbake69 June 7, 2017

eat watermelon behind the stairwell 

When you get done fucking a girl and you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, and then eat it.

I fucked Yolowa last night and she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell afterwards.

eat watermelon behind the stairwell by Edgecs September 5, 2017

eat on my body 

To eat on ones body is to suck or lick on a person body in a sexual manner , Used by the rapper Mr . XXXTENTACTION

"Lil shawty wanna eat on my body"

eat on my body by KammyTheGreat September 20, 2017

eat it 

1) To crash, trip or fall, especially in while cycling
2) Used to rub a victory, comeback or overtaking into someone's face
3) A 1984 song parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" written and performed by comedy musician Weird Al Yankovic

1) I hit a big rock and just ate it and got this big road rash
2) Eat it, loser!
3) So eat it! Just eat it!

eat it by UsefulInfoBeing January 15, 2018

Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole

A gracious greeting between two gentleman of high social standing. Notably referring to whites only. When referred by different skin colors the phrase is altered, ex: Blacks, Eat My Fat *BLACK* Bootyhole. This is not racist as the alteration of the phrase is just its nature. Can also be insult against strictly straight males, but only when the other is also straight so its funny cause if he was gay, that be fucking gay, miss me wit that gay shit, nigga. Can be a sign of love between two homies, when used like this there is no alteration for skin colors.

Ex 1: "Hello, Mr. President, Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Eat My Fat Stanky asshole as well, Mr. Reeves."
Ex: "Yo my nigga Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole." "Nigga, you gon make me cry, Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole, too."
Ex 3: "Im not gay, but Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Im straight so im offended!"

Ex 4: "Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Wtf bro thats gay."

Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole by BillCosby6911 June 3, 2018

Eat Bread 

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies

Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead

Eat Bread by Anonymous gay child March 28, 2019