douche rocket

someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel

QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds

by t/c May 5, 2008

douche'

An accusation or witty point made by a douchebag. A way to recognize the wit and barb of a statement, while simultaneously insulting the speaker. Prounounced doo-shay.

To that I can only say douche' .

by J Bo January 27, 2007

beer douche

much like a wine snob but a bit more low-brow, the beer douche is an expert on all things beer

"As soon as he started talking about an aftertaste of raspberries mingling with the hops I knew he was a beer douche."

by drjen September 1, 2009

Douchebag Faggy Pants

The kid who you just want to beat the shit out of. The Annoying Faggot who is just asking to get slapped in the face with a massive cock.

Jack is a Douchebag Faggy Pants

by Nukka Joe Brown March 15, 2007

daisy douche

A man who wears extremely short shorts that threaten to reveal his family jewels.

Check out that daisy douche running across the street! Men should not be allowed to wear shorts THAT short.

by blobcat October 23, 2008

Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery

The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.

"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."

by JeepGirl09 October 24, 2012

douche sauce

its the water after its cleaned the womans gash

shaun do you want douche sauce with your kebab

by lukeboi July 9, 2006