dirt nap

When you take a major fall off of typically an off road personal vehicle...ex: dirt bike, atv, quad, etc. This could also easily be applied to falling off of anything really...ex: bicycle, skateboard, rollerblades, stripper pole etc.

Holy sh*t dude! Did you see that douche bag try to jump over that dune on his quad? His leg is turned around backward! That was the worst dirt nap I've ever seen!

by Cakessi August 14, 2009

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Dirt Vert Squirt

An unreleased video game that was canceled due to graphic depiction of dirty, squirting perverts. Legend has it that a few copies have been leaked to the public, but there is not enough evidence to prove this.

I heard Jimmy found a copy of Dirt Vert Squirt. He told me, "Look at those graphics! My parents helped set it up!"

by Max Dongwell January 24, 2009

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Amarillo Dirt Devil

The act of swirling a womans hair inside a toilet bowl full of recently excreted diarrhea, while penetrating her from behind.

Hey, did I tell you about how I gave Natasha an "Amarillo Dirt Devil" the other night?

She'll be walking funny, and washing corn out of her hair for the next two days.

by JRyan September 22, 2007

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stick their dick in the dirt

A way of saying you are going to stomp somebody out, beat them up, or give them a beat down. Also a way of saying somebody got laid the fuck out in football.

-"Pookie was talking shit about you!"
-"Lets go stick that nigga's dick in the dirt Ray-Ray!

"It's fourh down and one! Let's stick their dick in the dirt nigga!"

by Lil Yums April 28, 2009

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