foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 29, 2023

Mis-Directional Moron

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.

Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.

No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.

by TinyDefs February 7, 2023

De-Erection

When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.

Yo bruh, she gave me that De-Erection and everything was A-Okay!

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

One Direction

THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET. Nothing and no one is better than One Direction. It is a boy band made up of five idiots who can sing, whose names are Harry Styles (Hazza), Liam Payne (Payno), Zayn Malik (DJ Malik), Louis Tomlinson (Tommo) and Niall Horan (Nialler). They have the best supporters ever called Directioners, who are so good that they aren't even called fans at this point.

Person: What is One Direction?
Me: The best boy band in the world

by One Direction is my life now March 14, 2023

convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023

Organic Erection

An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.

I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.

by AndrewTheOne September 24, 2023

Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.

I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection

by Ausandy October 20, 2023