December 10TH

National touching/Grabbing day

Guy grabs girls ass*
Girl "why did you do that"
Guy " it's December 10TH national touching/Grabbing day"
Girl grabs guys ass back*
Girl "Oh ok thx

by Faxdotorg December 9, 2019

December 10

today is international stop postin these and let me have a normal day fucking prick

december 10 posting these because you have no friends wont get you friends. and no one is gonna hug u either ugly bitch

by God/Your Savior December 10, 2019

December 16th

Twerk on anyone you want day!

Melissa: Why are you twerking on me?
Emma: Because it’s December 16th! Which means twerk on anyone you want day!

by BaddestBitchPeriod14 December 12, 2019

december 16

today you are lesbian.

oHmYgOdDdDd iTs DeCeMbEr 16 tHaT mEaNs We'Re LeSbiAn ToDaY!1!1!1!1!1!1!

by emmibich December 14, 2019

december 3rd

grab some ass day

jack: what’s the date?
kyle: it’s december 3rd, you know what that means?
jack: what?
kyle: time to grab some ass.

by prabbitt October 14, 2019

December Breakfast

The small shape of chocolate found in some advent calenders during the month of December.

I wish I hadn't got my advent calender from poundland this year. My December Breakfast tastes like Rudolf shat in my mouth.

by Perkstain December 11, 2009

December 24

it's the day before fucking Easter no it's the day before a fatass man sneaksinto your chimney drinks all your milk eats all your cookies and gives you presants for being sorry that he burglarized your house of all your milk and cookies

dan:it's the December 24
stan:the day before easter
Dan:no the day before a fat man sneaks into your house

by JESUS CRIST IS MY NIGGA November 1, 2019