December 28th

national send an ass pic day

did you know its national send an ass pic day?
Wait today's the December 28th?
Yeah

by selphiestan December 27, 2020

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27 december

A day where everyone has to love and give blowjobs to your lord and saviour sexy boy arthur.

Hello sir, 27 December is a lovely date indeed.

by SexyManYes October 15, 2019

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december 8

the day john lennon died

my birthday is on december 8th and i’m not complaining ;)

by rubella hogshead October 15, 2019

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worst day of December, but the happiest and thrilling people are born this day. but maybe this day will be different their parents forgetting their birthdays. that everyone will celebrate that christmas is in 6 days.

“when’s your birthday?”
“oh it’s december 19”

by ipmdiabod- October 13, 2019

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December 27

Super short people were born on this day.

Have you got a short friend?

Yes, than they were born on this day.

Absolutely the shortest person ever.

Yes, they need help reaching the top shelf.

Lend help because of their smallness chances Endure they need help to get a thing high up.

Apologies is when they ask you too many times.

Guy on tinder: When’s you b-day

Girl on tinder: December 27
Guy on tinder: Wow, I didn’t realize you were that short

by Tallmanjake November 20, 2019

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