College of Charleston

A haven for the children of America’s elite who prefer beaches to blizzards, “The College” is one of the most beautiful schools in the world and offers a nice change from the New England prep schools from which many out-of-state students come. Academics are strong at CofC and opportunities abound for those who work for them. CofC is much more than a school, it is a way of life that is never forgotten. It provides the ultimate college experience with parties in 200-year-old mansions and keggers on the beach as well as the type of education needed to maintain the ultimate trust fund baby lifestyle that many CofC students are accustomed to. BMWs, black cards, and Burberry are all common sights around campus. Rooftop bars and 100’ boats are common places to drink with your friends who prefer champagne cocktails to the $1 Wednesday night specials, though those do when the weather isn’t cheery. Daddy is the preferred bank around campus and summer homes for CofC students can be found from Cape Cod to Palm Beach while favorite Spring Break destinations are Panama City Beach and Puerto Vallarta thought the ultimate goal is always to return to the greatest place in the world, The College of Charleston.

Trust Fund Kid 1- Where are you going to school?
TFK 2- College of Charleston
TFK 1-Why? You got into Yale.
TFK 2- Because Charleston has palm trees and it's not like I have to get a real job out of college anyway.
TFK 1- True man. See you in Hyannisport this summer!

by Greek for Life October 23, 2013

college

A big party with a ridiculous door charge.

A place you go to learn how to become an arrogant commie fag or a big fucking cum bucket bitch whore!

College is a Satanic playground for elite snobs.

by Oh go to hell. January 23, 2005

College

Adjective. Someone who's against a lot of things, and is very political in their arguments against other people. No matter what someone says, they will have an argument against it.

Julia: "Ugh this meat is yuck."
Cristina: "There are millions of starving children in Ethiopia who would kill to have one morsel of your meat, and you're not eating it on the basis that "it's yuck"? You have no consideration for anyone."
Julia: "Ugh you're so college."

by Julia_S February 27, 2007

college

A place where you can be happy you got admitted to just because of the color of your skin and not because of who you are or the merit you possess, only to later be propagandized by a socialist, pinhead professor who has a brain no larger than a grapenut that tries to spread his America-hating propaganda on you.

A place where horny, young adults go to allegedly get an education but enage in drinking binges and have sex afterwards.

College is an awkward stage for early adults.

by [e-mail] May 26, 2008

Moravian College

known as moravian highschool. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BUISNESS LEGIT.

all but one of the soroitys are weird
all but on of the fraternities are weird

squirells are everywhere

you most likey will get in trouble one day... it happens

interesting people attend here including a bunch of grenades and dykes.

"smokin the reeeefer"

DORMS:
jo smith- "hoe smith" or lesbians
rau-if you enjoy going to sleep at 8pm this is the perfect dorm for you
hassler- no one cares
willy- again, no one cares... grimy
bernie- where its at... PARRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYy dorm

dudeeee, moravian college is part two of my highschool life.

by niiiiggga wit money December 7, 2010

brophy college prep

a prep school that is in arizona. In the 1930's it was a college but the great depression caused it to close down and sell some of its land. that land was bought up by xavier college prepatory and turned into a girls only school. after the great depression it was then reopened as a boys only college prep highschool. it is now functioning well and sends many of its students to harvard, yale, etc. it is a jesuit school and uses the motto "men for others".

genuis- yo man I got into brophy college prep

slacker- dude you do know that that school is gay

genius- no its not, there's a girls school next door and they share classes. who would want to be gay

slacker- yeah, I guess your right. sorry about the gay comment

by crazy man running January 12, 2009

college week

Akin to a baker's dozen; if you're a college student and get fucked up 7 nights in a row, the following night is an automatic party night. Because isn't getting drunk 8 nights in a row what college is all about?

Person 1: This hair of the dog is the only way to get rid of my hangover from 7 nights of crunking it up. I'll probably keep drinking and turn in into a college week.
Person 2: Don't you have to catch up on a bunch of work after a week of getting plastered?
Person 1: Oh a bit, but who cares? I'm in college

by JR Page May 13, 2009