Clift

Company buffoon, nearly always bearing the surname "Clift".

Clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.

"Right, is that order ready for dispatch? It`s a big order, worth millions of pounds".
" No. It`s on fire. There`s blood everywhere and a rhinoceros is trapped in the vending machine".

"Who`s on dispatch???!!!"
"Clift".
"Ah........"

by Clothears December 19, 2013

Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton

Old buddies/partners in CRIME!

Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton are old buddies/partners in CRIME!

by the truth is out there........ October 8, 2005

Hillary Clinton

Could've been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.

Hillary Clinton could have lead America to its ultimate demise!

by TheTankDriver August 9, 2017

Clitter

Adj. A word derived from Clitoris used to describe anything or person in anyway.

"Dude! You left such a mess, you're such a clitter!"

"I just got a car!"
"Thats pretty clitter."

by Suzique <3 May 14, 2010

chitties

Chin titties. When someone has so many layers to their butt chin that they appear to have a pair of breasts coming out of their lower face region.

I'm not sure if I should be turned on or grossed out by your floppy chitties.

by Chunky T June 2, 2012

Chittle

A cute and caring form of the word "chat". Commonly used when referring to an eagerly anticipated conversation with a loved one.

Fancy a chittle later? :)

by haab24 August 8, 2014

Chitting

The act of cumming and shitting at the same time. (Pronounced Kitting)

I'm Chitting all over the place!

by TheFiend138 April 24, 2015