by elly1616161 January 10, 2008
The term used for the clitoris of a woman who has a gaping, deep vagina. The clitoris of such a woman appears as the top of a cliff overhanging a canyon.
Rj: "Dude, did you finally get to sleep with Shirley?"
John: "Yeah, bitch was loose, though, I fell off of her clift."
Rj: "Ha! I knew that bitch was a canyon-cunt!"
John: "Yeah, bitch was loose, though, I fell off of her clift."
Rj: "Ha! I knew that bitch was a canyon-cunt!"
by FloodianRJ27 March 29, 2012
Company buffoon, nearly always bearing the surname "Clift".
Clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.
Clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.
"Right, is that order ready for dispatch? It`s a big order, worth millions of pounds".
" No. It`s on fire. There`s blood everywhere and a rhinoceros is trapped in the vending machine".
"Who`s on dispatch???!!!"
"Clift".
"Ah........"
" No. It`s on fire. There`s blood everywhere and a rhinoceros is trapped in the vending machine".
"Who`s on dispatch???!!!"
"Clift".
"Ah........"
by Clothears December 19, 2013
by Mick April 18, 2005
by Captain WF November 9, 2007
Engaging in any sexual performance with one named Geoff (pronounced Jeff), then having said individual reach inside of your anal cavity with their farm hand and “Grabbing your dinner” and feeding the farm hand for their work.
by cmonhollen89 March 10, 2019
some1 that has a hole in his left pocket and puts all of his stuff inside of that pocket and all of the stuff goes down to the bottom of his pants.
ashley clift also means idiot.
ashley clift also means idiot.
by John bob,a face February 28, 2008