Clift

A semi- erect penis often achieved through excessive grinding on females.

"Damn, that rudeboi had a raging clift as he was rubbin on me!"

by elly1616161 January 15, 2008

Clift

The term used for the clitoris of a woman who has a gaping, deep vagina. The clitoris of such a woman appears as the top of a cliff overhanging a canyon.

Rj: "Dude, did you finally get to sleep with Shirley?"

John: "Yeah, bitch was loose, though, I fell off of her clift."

Rj: "Ha! I knew that bitch was a canyon-cunt!"

by FloodianRJ27 August 16, 2012

Clift

Company buffoon, nearly always bearing the surname "Clift".

Clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.

"Right, is that order ready for dispatch? It`s a big order, worth millions of pounds".
" No. It`s on fire. There`s blood everywhere and a rhinoceros is trapped in the vending machine".

"Who`s on dispatch???!!!"
"Clift".
"Ah........"

by Clothears December 19, 2013

clift

A real eejit. A person of below average intellect.

The clift got her up the duff.
How would that clift pass an exam?

by Mick April 18, 2005

clift

Beyond drunk, but before passed out.

Phil set out to get clift, so he started by drinking a bottle of Jack.

by Captain WF December 2, 2007

Clift

The name of a cliff that someone cant say correctly

aw naw ave just fell off that fucking clift

by Brandon Big Boabie April 6, 2019

Clift

A place near 'The' room with a large health pack.

"Frank, go to the Clift on the Hightower."

by Bigmanfrankee January 25, 2024