Company buffoon, nearly always bearing the surname "Clift".
Clift cannot
carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming
everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down
satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.
"Right, is that order ready for dispatch? It`s a big order, worth millions of pounds".
" No. It`s on fire. There`s blood
everywhere and a
rhinoceros is trapped in
the vending machine".
"Who`s on dispatch???!!!"
"Clift".
"Ah........"