chode

A person who is pretty damn fat, often wider than they are tall. From the word 'chode' meaning a penis wider than it is long.

"Get off my lasagne, you chode"

"I just ate a whole ham... I feel like such a chode"

by haminahamina February 21, 2005

chode

Well, we use the term to mean 'turd'. I know it's incorrect, but I heard the word on south park years ago and thought it meant 'poo', so we've all used it in our household ever since.

I'm just off to pass chode.

by CJ Hayes May 7, 2005

chode

A dick thats wider than it is longer

Kasras got a chode and he'll never have sex with anyone because of that, except an Iranian prostitute and a catholic priest

by Cal Brown July 21, 2005

chode

a stumpy penis, as wide as it is long

"put your chode away t-rod, she wants a real dick."

by fizzledizzle November 29, 2003

chode

a penis wider than it is long

tony howley has a cheesy chode

by tonyhasachode May 8, 2004

chode-blap

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode

He's one heckuva chode-blapper!

by Foxy October 29, 2003

chode mode

when your wanker is in such a state that it is shriveled up to the size of a chode.

Bro it's freezing! I'm in total chode mode!

by hhhhhwhatttt! August 25, 2010