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Cat Huffing

The distinguished art of holding a feline (of your choice) up to the respiratory intakes (such as the nose and mouth) and whiffing or 'huffing' the scent and dandruff of said feline. It is said to bring fortune to those that take park in this activity. It is ill advised -but possible- to huff two cats at once
Man 1: "Hey Dave, want to go 'Cat Huffing' later?"
Man 2: "Sure thing! My wife just picked up a new domestic long hair from the pound today! It should be rather fun!"
*both break out in laughter as said action is rather enjoyable to think about*
Cat Huffing by Laksirvak December 17, 2011
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cat's width 

The minimum amount you can leave a door open so that a cat can get in and out without pawing at the door, or pushing it wide open. A good guide is usually the width of your hand.
"Leave my door open a cat's width, otherwise Missy'll be meowing in the hallway all night!"
cat's width by mrwhalejr July 3, 2007

cat spat 

When two very fine girls get into a fight. Often exposing one or both of their bodies.
All the guys watched the cat spat, videoing it to post on line.
cat spat by llcalej October 29, 2015

cat fart 

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!
cat fart by Anonymous November 9, 2003
A short nap, which allows for a quick boost in energy.
James took a rapid succession of cat naps, regaining 15hp!
cat nap by John the Redeemer January 28, 2008

cat-esbian 

the sexual orientation in which a female prefers the love of a feline to the love of a human.
"After reading all of her statuses on Facebook about hating boys lately and seeing all of her pictures of her cat, I came to the conclusion that Jamie is a cat-esbian."
cat-esbian by Miss Balls October 26, 2012