weaponized battle toaster

A longer form of weaponized toaster and battle toaster

Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster

by person trying to be funny February 22, 2021

Ultimate Bacon Battle

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Battlefield Earth

A really heinous shit.

Named after notorious sci fi turd starring John Travolta.

"Oh boy, I wouldn't go in there for a while. I just did a massive Battlefield Earth. A real stonker. Wow."

by Lawrence of The Nether Regions September 10, 2012

Battlefield 2042

The new battlefield that’s coming out in October. And I’m hyped for it.

Battlefield 2042is gonna be very popular this year

by ChoKa LoKaq June 13, 2021

Turkish Battleship

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:

"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."

by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018

battle rattle

the maximum amount of army gear that a soldier can be expected to carry, including but not limited to: helmet, goggles, flak vest, tac vest, pistol belt, canteen, protective (gas) mask, mopp gear, ruck sack, poncho, cold weather gear, go to war pack, etc

Wake up! Formation in ten! Uniform is full battle rattle!

by 080080 April 28, 2010

battlefag

A Battlefield game series fanboy who calls itself and its game superior to any game on existance. Usually really elitist, using graphics and realism as excuse to justify the superiority of Battlefield over any game. Will consider anyone who plays Call of Duty a faggot, likes pages of random FPS to trash-talk about these games and praise Battlefield, and will capsrage at anyone who disagrees with his biased opinion. Usually sucks EA's dick and buys every single DLC for every BF game released even if it's a straight downgrade from a older Battlefield game. Will also deny at all times to be a fanboy. He will often annoy even other Battlefield players, and can be just as annoying if not worse than your average 12 years old codfag. Claims the game to be flawless and ausent of any lag. He's usually that tryhard kid on the bottom of the scoreboard failing miserably to control a fucking jeep. Is laughed at by ARMA fans.

Random person: I like to play Team Fortress/Call of Duty/Boderlands.

Battlefag: OMG U SUCK U PLAY A FUCKEN SHIT GAME FULL OF LAG BAD GRAPHICS NOT REALISTIC BF3 IS DA BESTU GAME EVER UR A FUCKEN FAGGET LOL GAMEPLAY IS FOR FAGS GRAPHICS ARE THE REAL DEAL

Random: Battlefag detected.

Battlefag: CODFAG DETECTED LULZ XD ima bettu cuz I play battlefield ur a fagget

by hydra877 August 18, 2013