Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.

I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

Beach Ball With Fingers

Used to describe someone so fat that they literally look like a beach ball with fingers

Man, did you see how fat they were? Beach ball with fingers comes to mind.

by TheOriginalBBWF April 3, 2021

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

bleaghhhh

grammar = bleaghhhh

bleaghhhh

by jaspooop June 11, 2021

Beach Parlade

When you walk up into the zone of destiny while the balls never stop you.in no time we make “look at all the people Bill they’re on the truth house” let them in to breath

I’ve never returns from the out in beach parlade

by Phzkinrre6 June 14, 2021

Beacham’d

To be slayed by someone whilst totally off guard and unprepared for defence.

Big Dog totally got Beacham’d in the staff room!

by It’s the Phantom June 17, 2021

beachspeak

1. The made up language that combines two or more words into one, in which the definitions then combine as well

2. The words used by beachcover across the interwebs

I use beachspeak in order to expand my vocabulary.

by beachcover July 8, 2021