asian guido

A single asian male between the ages of 18-35 who frequents the gym, 18+ bars, and your slutty ex-girlfriend's bed. He has biceps bigger than his head and doesn't lift legs because it makes his penis look smaller than it already is. His relationship with God is just as good as the one with his tattoo artist. Preferred drinks are saki bombs and seoul trains.

"Omg Hil, did you see that asian guido that works at the suishi restaurant down the street? He asked for my number before he asked if i wanted ginger and wasabi."

"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."

by vodkacupcakes December 14, 2013

asian elf

Can only be used in dungeons and dragons. only asians can be asian elves, and as an asian you have to kick ass as much as possible. you have the ability to double your acrobatics, thevery, stealth, perception, athletics, and use more powerful wizard attack's, "by immagination."
They can also see in hi-def wide screen vision.

secret power in D&D that knowone knows except for asians, if said by anyone that you have a small pen15 you do a instant fatality to all the enemys.

(Banna butt 419) "YO, Ching Ling do all aisan elves (asian elf) have small pen15's."
(BOOM)
(Ching Ling) "Don't say that again or your next."

by django92 March 29, 2010

Half Asian

People whos ethnicity consists of half asian and half something else.

Kiko is the greatest half asian in the whole entire world, my idol. Even if she has frequent chest pains. baboonaphiles!!!
LhahahahOaaaaaahLha!

by Angelia FULL asian April 19, 2006

Asian 5

Mainly a New Zealand school term i'd say. But maybe used in other countries.

Basically means picking the 5 hardest subjects in Yr 13 (last year before uni) in NCEA standard. These are-

- Maths with Calculus

- Maths with Statistics

- Physics

- Chemistry

- Biology.

Some might also include English LvL 3(plz notice it's very hard for science-heads, i've experienced) as 6th subject.

Dude 1: So what topic are u planning to do this year?
Dude 2: Asian 5......sob sob*
Dude 1: MAN ur INSANE to the MEMBRANE......going med school??
Dude 2:yep.....

by dgsaer January 27, 2010

Asian Girl Rule

The Asian Girl Rule is a poem that states:

Chinese girls are for marrying,
Japanese for making love,
Other Asians can be pretty cute,
But Koreans are all the above.

Dude A: I can't decide where I should study abroad...

Dude B: Japanese Girls are Way hot!

Dude C: But if you're looking for love, you want Chinese...

Dude D: FUCKING N000000BZ!!!!! REMEMBER THE ASIAN GIRL RULE! *Breaks out into song*

by Sangki Song June 18, 2011

asiageekification

The process in which one becomes a weeaboo. I.e, becoming geekified to Asian culture, especially Japanese culture.

Dude! Amy went through asiageekification this summer and became a total weeaboo! Now all she talks about is anime and eats everything with chopsticks!

by schmowwza November 26, 2010

asian pack

A group of asian friends so close that they are nearly impossible to pry apart.

I'm going out for sushi with my asian pack.

by elliebellie2323 March 6, 2011