Tumbling Asian

When you are getting head from a woman at the top of the stairs. Then you ejaculate in her eyes causing her to squint, lose her balance, and fall down the stairs.

Bro I was getting topped off last night by Tiffany on the stairway then I blasted on her face, she couldn’t see, then fell backwards down the stairs like a tumbling Asian.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

asian derek

He initially seems like a Nice guy, but then gets wayy too fucking clingy and he turns out to be a brat. Fuck you Asian Derek punk ass bitch go on a diet please

Hey, do you know Derek?
I know a lot of Dereks, Which One?
Asian Derek
Ohhhh noooo

by BigDaddyisMaddy September 18, 2017

vanilla asian

A racist term used to describe a Russian. Usually used by Europeans

German General: we should have wiped out those filthy "vanilla Asians" back in WW2

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Asian Sam

Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.

Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam

Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol

by JiMmY_cArTeR May 6, 2019

Asian Chris

some hoe who thinks he can swim and likes to play lego games

(asian chris once said) do you want to go play lego marvel

by darealnoahm March 24, 2017

asian cow

A overwieght asian female that is often seen in the wild with a mouthful of braces and stylish rolling backpack.

That asian cow is a speed racer

by Asian swagboi May 14, 2015

Asian Beef

When 1 asian dumps another asian like a dumpling falling out of one of those Chinese takeout container things due to beef in their relationship. For example, TRUST ISSUES.

Al, did you hear about the Asian Beef??? Aaron finally dumped his cousin.

by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole January 19, 2018