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Guy 1- Whats a MILF?
Guy 2- I don't know look it up on urban dictionary.
by someguy1 April 24, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

1. misued

2. abused

3. purpose reduced

4. modern manifestation of human immaturity (sadly)

5. initially a great invention; currently a cause for ill intention

6. not a diary or a place for confessionals, however ridiculously slow people tend to think its a perfect location for rants and raves

8. seemingly a popular place for happily exercising and breeding Potty Mouth Syndrome (PMS)

9. brilliant place for ball-less bullies to target their victims.

10. lots more but cant be bothered right now. We have better things to do with our time than to read idiotic definitions which are 95% untrue and write one which actually is (this one duh)
You gotta feel sorry for the inventors of Urban Dictionary. Their intentions were great but clowns will always be clowns. A great place to play immature anonymously. A perfect local hangout joint for cowards to party and light houses on fire. What is the world coming to?
by Rodney, Greg, Peter & Daisy August 18, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

Noun, a website that allows users to define slang that is commonly used but not in the official dictionary.
A: Hi :3
B: umm Hi... WTF is :3?!?1
A:O jeez. Look it up on Urban Dictionary Noob.
B: WAT?
by burntby January 31, 2009
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(ur-buhn) (dik-shuh-ner-ee)

-Noun
1. A collaborative definition website where every word represents a specific way in which a man can ejaculate onto a woman.

-Verb
2. When a man pushes a woman's breasts apart, ejaculates between them, and then presses her breasts back together.
1. See Strawberry shortcake, houdini, Abe Lincoln, chili dog, angry dragon, tea bag, glass bottom boat, space docking, hot lunch, hot carl, boston pancake, jumper, melon, daink, cherry cream pie, blumpkin, Tony Danza and finally, dome.

2. John: Fancy writing another entry to the urban dictionary tonight, darling?
Jane: Not really, John, no.
by Boojamon January 12, 2009
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urban dictionary

A place where everything is sexually related to sex. Watch.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. Yep.
Haha whats a dirty missionary doggy fuck?
Dunno...lets look it up on urban dictionary.
by haha pie. June 15, 2007
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urban dictionary

SLAP IN THE FACE! if u need to look urban dictionary up on the urban dictionary, then SLAP!
I should search for Urban Dictionary on Uurban Dictionary...
SLAP!
by BrianOfBC July 19, 2007
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urban dictionary

urban dictionary is an internet slang dictionary. for the most part it consists of entires featuring the latest colloquialisms of our generation and also a lot of well-wishers attempting to kick start their own slang words (and we all hope it works out for the best)

Urban Dictionary is not an encyclcopedia - so perhaps people should stop using it as such.

neither is it a message forum, or a livejournal -

it is a fairly entertaining, enlightening (completely useless) read in need of some serious fascistic reformation
dude - i went on urban dictionary and i looked up this one chick's DEFs and they were all just shout outs to her upstate new york friends...isn't that neat!!!
by Zach Block July 21, 2008
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