japanese bullet train

Another way of saying diarrhea.

"Oh No! I feel as if the Japanese Bullet Train is coming to town! Get me to a toilet, quick!"

by Perskakras December 19, 2014

Guatemalan steam train

When someone peels a jalepeño and inserts it into their partner's rectum, and then sucks out the jalepeño. The resulting spicyness will cause the persons rectum to smoke, resembling a steam train.

Mary: You want to spice up the bedroom?
Bobby: Yeah, let's do the Guatemalan Steam Train!

by Fsuaded January 13, 2016

taking the nope train

A MEME you use when posting your extreme disgust or disagreement with some one's post on Facebook or Twitter

When Hillary Clinton asked Bernie Sanders supporters to vote for her during the 2016 Presidential election more than 95% of his hard core supporters were taking the Nope Train to Fuck This shitsville

by Mister Spock 95 March 1, 2017

a woman does a train

a woman that has sex with biker gang, doing a train

a woman does a train after meeting mc club a at bar, bikers enjoy the ride

by traveler 11 March 31, 2017

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

the log train

The penis, when on bottom.

My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!

by Titan49 January 3, 2018

Riding the pumpkin Train

When someone takes the top of the pumpkin (aka vine, handle) and inserts it in their rectum while having sex with the face of a carved pumpkin.

I feel like riding the pumpkin train.

by CelticMonk October 13, 2018