Meat Castle

The erect state of the human male penis.

My girlfriends sister rode my meat castle until I blew my goo!

by $hIti0T November 9, 2014

meat helicopter

A. When a man lies on his back and girates his pelvis in a circular motion, creating a meat helicopter.

B. When a man lies on his back and grabs his penis at it's base, then swings it in a circular motion while creating "whooshing" sounds, creating a meat helicopter.

I was about to fall asleep when he gave me the meat helicopter, making him irresistable to me. Oral sex ensued.

by itsthebriz November 10, 2013

Bust a meat

To defecate heavily.

"oh man, my stomach has been cramping all day. I gotta bust a meat!..."

bust a meat

Mando: ...workin since 4am this morning then, I had to go to my other job at 12pm and I got out at like 8 o'clock tonight. But you get used to it.
SV: Yeah I gotta work 12 hours tomorrow.
Mando: ..... Ohh, you're gonna bust a me?
SV: Yeah me too, I gotta take a dump.... Wait, what?....

by ceejaysez February 20, 2009

Meat Hoof

Commonly known as "Camel Toe"....when a woman wears jeans that are way too tight, and you can cleary see her "lips", and the seam is right up the middle.

Dude, look at that bitch's meat hoof, hanging out in public 'n all. That ain't right!

by rog December 13, 2002

Candy of Meat

Also known as bacon. It is conidered the candy of meat because it is just so yummy and you can't ony stop at one slice or side.

Phrase was made popular on the hit TV show "The Family Guy".

John: "Bacon"
Beth: "Ahh the candy of meat"

by Stomper77 February 3, 2010

whore meat

Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).

Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.

"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.

"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.

"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.

by scodder July 8, 2010

meat stocking

Vagina

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.

by guy12341234 December 27, 2010