Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.
Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?
by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021
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Pick Her Ring

A man who hooks up with a woman who is already taken by another man, with no regard for the couples relationship.
When her husband left for work the Pick Her Ring went to their house and made his move on the wife.
by McSliz February 03, 2016
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Phantom Pick Syndrome

Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.
"I feel like i have a hair pick in my afro, must be Phantom Pick Syndrome."
by blamebreadmaker July 29, 2024
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Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach
Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad
by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024
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Do not pick on women

Says the guy who works for a company that picks on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez CONSTANTLY! Laughs at crying trans women. Mocks feminists daily.
Daily Wire Guy "WE WERE GOING TO GIVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO A GUY THE PSYCHOLOGY ABUSES HIS WIFE! WE PICK ON WOMEN ALL THE TIME! BUT DO NOT PICK ON WOMEN.... Because then you're not a GOOD MAN LIKE I AM!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
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pick me up

when shes so pick me, she holds her hands out like a little kid
heathers so pick me up, she’s acting like a child who wants to be picked up
by August 04, 2021
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