You're a tarded

Means "You are incompetent or unintelligent." Derives from a bizarre fusion of "you're retarded" and "You're a retard." It's intentionally unclear whether "tarded" is a noun or "a-tarded" is an adjective \.

Man, I can't believe you did that twice in a row. You're a tarded.

by K-Wheezy May 28, 2004

E-tard

A person who consumes large quantities of extasy on a regular basis and usually demonstrates a high level of stupidity from doing so.

Foreman-"5+5?....its 11 man...damn your an E-tard now eh"
Damien- "Oh seriously?....damn man i must be hit still."

by ETC_luv December 28, 2005

/b/tard

1. A prominent member of 4chan's /b/ board.
2. A mindless noob who invades innocent sites for fun.
3. A lover of furries and scat porn.
4. One who dwells in the asshole of the internets.

That guy is such a /b/tard.
/b/tards give the internet a bad name.
All /b/tards are pedophiles.

by Thelostcup August 29, 2006

tard

Short for retard, only not meaning mentally retarded. More in the meaning of idiot, dumb, and stupid.

Ty: Why are squares square?
Bob: Gosh, Ty! No need to be a tard!

by hellofatman March 30, 2009

Vegi-Tard

And obnoxious vegetarian or vegan (usually a member of Peta or Peta2) who believes in pushing their views on you. Will confront anyone they see eating meat products and tell them they are in the wrong. Will go to great lengths to do these things even though people will generally ignore their presence all together.

Very Annoying.

Will sometimes try knocking the meat out of your hand. Sometimes ending in a physical altercation.

Vegi-Tard-Stop eating meat! How would you feel if someone was eating you?!?!

Person-Well if they were able to eat me and they were hungry then they can, dumb ass Vegi-Tard

by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011

tardatassup

1. to have a lot of good sex, which overly pleases a female
2. to hurt someone badly

1. When I get home tonight and call that fine ass gurl ovah, I'ma tardatassup!
2. Keep on jokin on me, aftah school I'm gone tardatassup!

by Iesha "dragonluvher" Whiting February 20, 2003

tard bean

having the characteristics of a retarded person. used as public critcism of a stupid or illogical act

(After a person trips over their own feet)
Way to go tard bean!

by Zachary Meek October 13, 2005