Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.

Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!

by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007

sketchbob squarepants

(adj) Hilarious way to describe a person, place, or thing as suspect, questionable, unsafe, dishonest, or disreputable. A play on words that nonsensically incorporates reference to cartoon character, Spongebob Squarepants.

synonym: sketchy

Whoa, duder! That wiring harness under your car looks sketchbob squarepants.

by Bozo McScrotus May 18, 2016

squadee

Similar to a selfie, but when you take a selfie with your besties --your squad. Squadee is the picture taken with a cell phone of a group of people that includes the self.

OMG, let's take a squadee!

by Dr. Magenta March 26, 2016

Squareface

Someone who enters an extreme state of sexual desires. They will release the tension either the easy way, or the hard way.. the victim has the choice.

Edward is a squareface tonight man I’m scared of what might happen to me.

by bonerhead69 July 17, 2018

Squaready

To be squaready is to be as boring as a square, but ready for anything.

Man for a professor he's pretty squaready for any of our shenanigans.

by Lokinario March 19, 2015

squarebiz

1. The truth in its rawest form, No Bullshit, real deal, serious business.

1. This guy has a mean basketball game, squarebiz, the next Michael Jordan.

by Ghost Writer January 24, 2008

Squarebag

A paper grocery bag containing a 6 or 12 pack of cans of the alcoholic beverage commonly known as beer.

Hey guy, can you come back to the station-house with a squarebag for the Sergeant?

by Maurice Lung October 6, 2005