WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE

HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.

A: Show me how to lie.

B: You're getting better all the time.

A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.

by Fgyjt February 27, 2022

Empire of Lies

A term used to refer to the United States of America. A country that proclaims itself a Federation but isn't, a singular nation despite being an empire made up of many puppet regimes, a democracy yet isn't democratic, a republic but isn't truly a republic. Proclaims freedom yet is neither the freest socially or economically, and just about every other facet of it's being, being a lie.

"(Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin) and I discussed this topic, naturally bearing in mind the sanctions that the so-called Western community - as I called it in my speech, the 'empire of lies' - is now trying to implement against our country," a transcript of the meeting quoted Putin as saying.

by Madam Fortune October 13, 2023

ask no questions hear no lies

a sarcastic way of saying,"just don't fucking ask."

how was ur date with Lisa?.......ask no questions hear no lies

by bajan_taliban October 18, 2007

Liezel

An awesomesauce, productive otaku that knows magic

Person 1: Did you see that magician?

Person 2: He was nowhere near a Liezel level

by DeadpessimistXD November 15, 2009

lientist

Any person making false scientific claims, who, as a result of their purported or actual scientific credentials, should be aware that such claims are false.

"This hominid fossil is over 80 billion years old", reported lientists last week.
As every lientist knows, "Power Balance holograms are designed to work with your body's natural
energy field"

by DJ-Define May 21, 2013

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 9, 2016

Liel

The prettiest girl in the world. No explanation needed.

Michael: who’s she? She’s so pretty

Bob: that’s Liel

by Jsgekhs December 13, 2021